De vita et moribus Iulii Agricolae

Trump is threatening to genocide Iran every other day and he’s bragging about publicly executing someone on a live stream and he’s somehow confused why he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize

— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) October 10, 2026

Calgacus, as recorded by Tacitus:

Auferre trucidare rapere falsis nominibus imperium, atque ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.  

They plunder, they slaughter, and they steal: this they falsely name Empire, and where they make a wasteland, they call it peace.

Pax.