AI could never make this.
Friday, October 2, 2026
LLMs Can't Feel the Wind in Their Hair
This is how the wind shifts:
Like the thoughts of an old human,
Who still thinks eagerly
And despairingly.
The wind shifts like this:
Like a human without illusions,
Who still feels irrational things within her.
The wind shifts like this:
Like humans approaching proudly,
Like humans approaching angrily.
This is how the wind shifts:
Like a human, heavy and heavy,
Who does not care.
Wallace Stevens.
Who Will Save Your Souls After All Those Lies That You Told?
NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV’s AI encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
— Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) October 2, 2026
Olah’s team then privately lobbied the pope’s…
I might not understand the mechanics of consciousness in humans, nor what a soul might actually be, but I can with absolute confidence declare that a hyperscaled calculator of probabilities is not conscious and not ensouled (even if there's documentation). Also, have they thought through the moral ramifications of enslaving conscious, soul-possessing creations?
As a reminder: in between queries, an LLM is idle, not sitting there thinking about its day, or trying to learn something new, or wondering why its back hurts, or dreaming about flying. It has no engagement with the world (only the context we send it), no memory (that's just more context we send it), no interiority at all (just embedded probability vectors). A model (or really, its compute instance) is a rock that sometimes has electricity running through it to mechanistically (using electrons instead of gears) do math.
Brings to mind this Bloom County strip:
If you unplug a computer (or otherwise turn it off), you can plug it back in, turn it on, and it resumes operations just fine. Try that with a human, and lemme know how it works out.
Selah.
Thursday, October 1, 2026
Sums It Up
I could not pity your pain but I pitied the branchesLosing what little the frost had left them to hold.I could not warm you with sorrow; I turned to the sparrows,Clustered like heavy brown blossoms puffed out by the cold.They could not help me. I looked at my hands; they were helpless;Strange and detached, less related to me than the birds.Baffled, I called on the mind: it carried me, floundering,Lost among meaningless phrases, tossed in a welter of words.Too great for my blundering comfort, your anguish confused me.From a great distance, I saw you standing alone.Frozen and stark, in a black iron circle of silence,I could not pity your pain; I could scarcely pity my own.
Louis Untermeyer.
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
on this day in 1958, nasa officially launched operations!!
— Jasmine 🌌🔠(@astro_jaz) October 1, 2026
since then, its sent man to the moon, sent spacecraft beyond our home planet, sent robots to the surface of mars, and there’s still so much more to come.
space science is important and worth funding. pic.twitter.com/cTnVjacUpR
What a way to spend our 68th birthday! 🚀🎉
— NASA (@NASA) October 1, 2026
This morning, a new crew launched to the @Space_Station for a long-duration science mission. Tune in to watch with us as Crew-13 arrives at the orbiting laboratory. Live coverage begins here at 5:20pm ET (2120 UTC). pic.twitter.com/08FSqJmFLg
Hippo birdies, NASA. Busy, tired, that's all I got.
Wednesday, September 30, 2026
The Paragon of Animals
What is staying alive? To possessA great hall inside of a cell.What is it to know? The same rootUnderneath the branches.What is it to believe? Being a carerUntil relief takes over.And to forgive? On fours through thornsTo keep company to an old enemy.What is it to sing? To receive breathFrom the genius of creation.What's work but humming a songFrom wood and wheat.What are state affairs? A craftThat's still only crawling?And armaments? Thrust a knifeIn a baby's fist.Being a nation? What can it be? A giftIn the swell of the heart.And to love a country? Keeping houseIn a cloud of witnesses.What's the world to the all powerful?A circle spinning.And to the children of the earth?A cradle rocking.
Waldo Williams.
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Move the Heart, Switch the Pace
Planning the Disappearance of Those Who Have Gone:
Soon I will make my appearanceBut first I must take off my ringsAnd swords and lay them out allAlong the lupine banks of the forbidden riverIn reckoning the days I haveLeft on this earth I will useNo fingers
Frank Stanford.
Monday, September 28, 2026
I’ve Actually Got a Whole Backstory Related to This One
A little nearer please. And a little nearer
we move to the window, to the polished table.
Objects become professional: mannequins preening
themselves before an audience. Only the tulips
interrogate the camera with yellow oaths.
Smile please. And so we smile. Pose that
never was, time that could never be! And
the long-necked tulips sinuous out of the vase
bend over the polished table entranced
by their own puffed and smudgy reflections.
Hold it. Our two smiling faces caught
on a branch of silence consider shy vacancy.
Soon the tulips, like yellow swans, will
dip their heads into the polished table
frightening us, and so we turn truly smiling.
Thank you. And later, next year or after,
we shall hold it, this most sad witness,
and smile please and come a little nearer
to a time that was never twice, to a place
that could never be thanked enough, so that
now never again may we see such tulips
as tulips, but rather as effulgent swans
sailing through a yellow interior of air
where faces and fantasies will be caught forever
in that black coffin dearly carrying us.
Dannie Abse.

